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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>Stroke D-O-Double-G presents his B-L-O-Double-G for your reading and surfing pleasure. The Stroke Blogg. Enjoy. If you’re compelled to comment, drop me some mail.</description><title>Stroke Blogg</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @strokeblogg)</generator><link>http://strokeblogg.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Seriously… Buy two seats!</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/DCF8wFl6nbkz955ySyMDZbOj_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Seriously… Buy two seats!</description><link>http://strokeblogg.tumblr.com/post/42763498</link><guid>http://strokeblogg.tumblr.com/post/42763498</guid><pubDate>Fri, 18 Jul 2008 17:33:27 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Some cool footage of my favorite DJ… Kid Koala.</title><description>&lt;object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="321" data="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=614936&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;fullscreen=1&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00ADEF"&gt;&lt;param name="quality" value="best" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;param name="scale" value="showAll" /&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=614936&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;fullscreen=1&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00ADEF" /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=614936&amp;server=www.vimeo.com&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00ADEF&amp;fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="321"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Some cool footage of my favorite DJ… Kid Koala.</description><link>http://strokeblogg.tumblr.com/post/37102735</link><guid>http://strokeblogg.tumblr.com/post/37102735</guid><pubDate>Tue, 03 Jun 2008 23:38:39 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>…</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/h5lboJIylD0&amp;ap=%2526fmt%3D18"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/h5lboJIylD0&amp;ap=%2526fmt%3D18" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;…</description><link>http://strokeblogg.tumblr.com/post/37095392</link><guid>http://strokeblogg.tumblr.com/post/37095392</guid><pubDate>Tue, 03 Jun 2008 22:01:00 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>I can’t help but be impressed by the skill here, but, at...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/MiE1Qm7HSd8&amp;ap=%2526fmt%3D18"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/MiE1Qm7HSd8&amp;ap=%2526fmt%3D18" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I can’t help but be impressed by the skill here, but, at the same time, I can’t help from laughing hysterically at the spectacle. Guess we just have lost our flare for show[wo]man ship here in the States, because if there is a coug here who is this talented on a bike, she wouldn’t be caught dead in that get-up! But, seriously, though… She’s got mad skillz!</description><link>http://strokeblogg.tumblr.com/post/37070349</link><guid>http://strokeblogg.tumblr.com/post/37070349</guid><pubDate>Tue, 03 Jun 2008 17:10:50 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>D R U N K… This, friends is why it’s best to leave...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/9O_vh6kbWqo&amp;ap=%2526fmt%3D18"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/9O_vh6kbWqo&amp;ap=%2526fmt%3D18" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;D R U N K… This, friends is why it’s best to leave when you find yourself at the second happy hour in a row at your local bar. HH from 4-6, and 10-Close. Whoa.</description><link>http://strokeblogg.tumblr.com/post/36410641</link><guid>http://strokeblogg.tumblr.com/post/36410641</guid><pubDate>Wed, 28 May 2008 22:46:52 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Karl, trying to make some sort of comparrison between Sex in the...</title><description>&lt;object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="300" data="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1083385&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;fullscreen=1&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00ADEF"&gt;&lt;param name="quality" value="best" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;param name="scale" value="showAll" /&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1083385&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;fullscreen=1&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00ADEF" /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1083385&amp;server=www.vimeo.com&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00ADEF&amp;fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="300"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Karl, trying to make some sort of comparrison between Sex in the City and Speed Racer. Digging a hole for himself in the process…</description><link>http://strokeblogg.tumblr.com/post/36406373</link><guid>http://strokeblogg.tumblr.com/post/36406373</guid><pubDate>Wed, 28 May 2008 21:53:54 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>They’re calling this the BIGGEST DRAWING IN THE WORLD, and...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/DCF8wFl6n9i0yfhvbqMsUTQy_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;They’re calling this the &lt;a href="http://biggestdrawingintheworld.com/drawing.aspx" title="Biggest Drawing in the WORLD" target="_blank"&gt;BIGGEST DRAWING IN THE WORLD&lt;/a&gt;, and I think it’s fantastic. Enough to pull me out of my long vacation from posting here. Check the link to see how Erik Nordenankar generated this fantastic self-portrait. Brilliant!</description><link>http://strokeblogg.tumblr.com/post/36200974</link><guid>http://strokeblogg.tumblr.com/post/36200974</guid><pubDate>Tue, 27 May 2008 06:40:02 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>If you haven’t seen “Forgetting Sarah...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="334" classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www2.funnyordie.com/public/flash/fodplayer.swf" /&gt;&lt;param name="flashvars" value="key=adbe5ee3ec" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;embed width="400" height="334" flashvars="key=adbe5ee3ec" allowfullscreen="true" quality="high" src="http://www2.funnyordie.com/public/flash/fodplayer.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;If you haven’t seen “Forgetting Sarah Marshall” yet, it’s a must-see. Very funny. This relates to, but wasn’t in, the film. Aldous Snow slays me!</description><link>http://strokeblogg.tumblr.com/post/32570527</link><guid>http://strokeblogg.tumblr.com/post/32570527</guid><pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 17:39:07 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>I think mom sends me these videos so that I have a clear picture...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/mqtGhdTKe9w&amp;ap=%2526fmt%3D18"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/mqtGhdTKe9w&amp;ap=%2526fmt%3D18" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I think mom sends me these videos so that I have a clear picture in my head of what she absolutely never wants me to do! (Don’t worry about this one, ma!) Almost as crazy as the base-jump flyers…</description><link>http://strokeblogg.tumblr.com/post/32248052</link><guid>http://strokeblogg.tumblr.com/post/32248052</guid><pubDate>Sat, 19 Apr 2008 09:50:45 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>This one too. Eddie Izzard + Legos = comedy.</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Sv5iEK-IEzw&amp;ap=%2526fmt%3D18"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Sv5iEK-IEzw&amp;ap=%2526fmt%3D18" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;This one too. Eddie Izzard + Legos = comedy.</description><link>http://strokeblogg.tumblr.com/post/31402884</link><guid>http://strokeblogg.tumblr.com/post/31402884</guid><pubDate>Thu, 10 Apr 2008 17:52:00 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Mitchell and Webb - ‘Can People Levitate’?
Heard the...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ZDNgmdGMpuY&amp;ap=%2526fmt%3D18"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ZDNgmdGMpuY&amp;ap=%2526fmt%3D18" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Mitchell and Webb - ‘Can People Levitate’?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Heard the audio of this on the &lt;a href="http://www.maximumfun.org" title="Maximum Fun!" target="_blank"&gt;Sound of Young America&lt;/a&gt; today. Made me laugh. Thought it might make you laugh too… &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://strokeblogg.tumblr.com/post/31399629</link><guid>http://strokeblogg.tumblr.com/post/31399629</guid><pubDate>Thu, 10 Apr 2008 17:03:43 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Merlin makes me laugh. His daughter, Eleanor, plots the...</title><description>&lt;object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="302" data="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=827487&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;fullscreen=1&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00ADEF"&gt;&lt;param name="quality" value="best" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;param name="scale" value="showAll" /&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=827487&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;fullscreen=1&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00ADEF" /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=827487&amp;server=www.vimeo.com&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00ADEF&amp;fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="302"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Merlin makes me laugh. His daughter, Eleanor, plots the “destruction of Earth as [we] know it.”</description><link>http://strokeblogg.tumblr.com/post/30805625</link><guid>http://strokeblogg.tumblr.com/post/30805625</guid><pubDate>Fri, 04 Apr 2008 13:50:11 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>MBW quote of the show</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.cwob.com" title="Cellistial Waste of Bandwidth" target="_blank"&gt;Andy Inhatko&lt;/a&gt;, columnist for the &lt;a href="http://www.suntimes.com/technology/ihnatko/index.html" title="Inhatko on CST" target="_blank"&gt;Chicago Sun Times&lt;/a&gt; and frequent panel member on &lt;a href="http://twit.tv/mbw" title="MacBreak Weekly" target="_blank"&gt;MacBreak Weekly&lt;/a&gt; had a brilliant quote on the most recent installment of MBW, “&lt;a href="http://twit.tv/mbw83" title="Episode 83" target="_blank"&gt;Internet Pants&lt;/a&gt;,” when he succinctly discribed his job as a writer:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;“My job is to convert synaptic misfirings into discretionary income.”&lt;/b&gt; &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; Such a fine way to put it. I had to share.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://strokeblogg.tumblr.com/post/30800168</link><guid>http://strokeblogg.tumblr.com/post/30800168</guid><pubDate>Fri, 04 Apr 2008 12:38:49 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Heard about this site on Photoshop User TV. Photographer named...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/DCF8wFl6n7a3dp64kAwJLCrn_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Heard about this &lt;a href="http://www.janvonholleben.com" title="Jan Von Holleben" target="_blank"&gt;site&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href="http://www.photoshopusertv.com/" title="The Photoshop Guys" target="_blank"&gt;Photoshop User TV&lt;/a&gt;. Photographer named Jan Von Holleben has amazing photos like this from the Dreams of Flying series. &lt;a href="http://www.janvonholleben.com" title="Jan's site again for you" target="_blank"&gt;Check it out&lt;/a&gt;.</description><link>http://strokeblogg.tumblr.com/post/30463502</link><guid>http://strokeblogg.tumblr.com/post/30463502</guid><pubDate>Tue, 01 Apr 2008 08:09:02 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>"The average Atlanta resident with a job drives 66 miles every day. In fact, people here drive so..."</title><description>“The average Atlanta resident with a job drives 66 miles every day. In fact, people here drive so much that if you added up every commute and every trip to a store or soccer practice on just one day, you’d get a number that’s larger than the distance between the Earth and the sun.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=89231809"&gt;Life in the ‘Burbs: Heavy Costs for Families, Climate : NPR&lt;/a&gt; (although I’d like to see a breakdown on those numbers. (via &lt;a href="http://www.kungfugrippe.com/"&gt;merlin&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Ditto on the desire to see the details, but even just thinking about the daily commutes, et al, in this way is a good place to start. F it. I’m going to work towards taking a page out of Merlin’s book… towards a job where I get paid to type! Saving the world via commute-free jobs! - Stroke&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://strokeblogg.tumblr.com/post/30382520</link><guid>http://strokeblogg.tumblr.com/post/30382520</guid><pubDate>Mon, 31 Mar 2008 12:45:15 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Stardust Motion Graphics Company</title><description>&lt;a href="http://stardust.tv/"&gt;Stardust Motion Graphics Company&lt;/a&gt;: This team of graphic artists are creating the commercials that are blowing my mind these days. Check ‘em out!</description><link>http://strokeblogg.tumblr.com/post/30382179</link><guid>http://strokeblogg.tumblr.com/post/30382179</guid><pubDate>Mon, 31 Mar 2008 12:41:24 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Maverick? Nah. In a word, “bumbling.”</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ioy90nF2anI&amp;ap=%2526fmt%3D18"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ioy90nF2anI&amp;ap=%2526fmt%3D18" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Maverick? Nah. In a word, “bumbling.”</description><link>http://strokeblogg.tumblr.com/post/29493878</link><guid>http://strokeblogg.tumblr.com/post/29493878</guid><pubDate>Fri, 21 Mar 2008 12:43:00 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>merlin:

Um… ??? by joescales
Happy Easter, kids.
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/34GrgyzUs6um33dltv2Y0itA_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.kungfugrippe.com/post/29491175"&gt;merlin&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/joescales/2349567851/"&gt;Um… ???&lt;/a&gt; by &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/joescales/" title="Link to joescales' photos"&gt;joescales&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Happy Easter, kids.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://strokeblogg.tumblr.com/post/29493846</link><guid>http://strokeblogg.tumblr.com/post/29493846</guid><pubDate>Fri, 21 Mar 2008 12:42:50 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>I’ve posted here before about my frustrations with poor...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/DCF8wFl6n6rwjd3tXluUWdh8_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I’ve posted here before about my frustrations with poor English in Corporate America. This took the cake for me. Someone spent money out of their budget to have this nice vinyl sign made for our Customer Service department… As I told Karl in an email missive about the same:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“That may have been one of the more difficult questions on a 5th grade Language  Arts test regarding verb/noun agreement, but it’s still a 5th grade question.”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Unbelievable! &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://strokeblogg.tumblr.com/post/29318123</link><guid>http://strokeblogg.tumblr.com/post/29318123</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Mar 2008 14:38:00 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>From Where Do "Organic Foods" Come?</title><description>&lt;a href="http://awesome.goodmagazine.com/features/009/009buyingorganic.html"&gt;From Where Do "Organic Foods" Come?&lt;/a&gt;: This is a link to a chart that shows the parent companies of some of my favorite “organic” companies. Who are they? Yep, they’re the big corporations. Inescapable!</description><link>http://strokeblogg.tumblr.com/post/29300898</link><guid>http://strokeblogg.tumblr.com/post/29300898</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Mar 2008 10:57:00 -0600</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
